Mortimer had maxed three credit cards stocking the cave with canned goods and medical supplies and tools and everything a man needed to live through the end of the world. There were more than a thousand books along shelves in the driest part of the cave. There used to be several boxes of pornography until Mortimer realized that he'd spent nearly ten days in a row sitting in the cave masturbating. He burned the dirty magazines to keep from doing some terrible whacking injury to himself. . Victor Gischler
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I am not sure what you thought was so funny when you read this quote. What is funny about a man taking care of himself when the world is ending? I doubt many would laugh at this statement, unless they were raised in a sheltered and hedonistic environment.

Source: Gogo Girls Of The Apocalypse

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